Yarr, in honor of this most magnificent of days, I’m posting me true an’ powerful Pirate Name:
My pirate name is:
Iron John Flint
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
